Kids! What would I do without the laughter my children generate?
Towards the end of our so-so Chinese dinner from the place that used to be fantastic but changed owners and staff....
DS1 attempted to pierce a rice grain w/ a skewer. At least his elbows were off the table. With everyone's attention on him, the pressure high, he finally succeeded. Then he promptly ate the rice grain.
DS2 said "wow" - in that bored teen tone I love [not].
DD said "Your fans are cheering so loudly we can't hear them."
Yea, we laughed. Kids.